May 5, 2003

Chances are, the majority of men fantasize about having sex with more then one woman at the same time! I don't know about you but in all the years I have tried, it has never happened to me. If you are single, it is hard enough convincing a woman to have sex with you, let alone two, at the same time, with me, and of course with each other!

I did once pay a lot of money to a couple of escorts for this, but the whole deal cost me an absolute fortune and I Mr. Dick got so excited that by the third minute I had already come! I did have 20 minutes or so left on the clock and the women did try to accommodate me by some half hearted petting, but after that first orgasm, the kick had already been taken out of the punch so to speak and eventually I had to let them go! Ah well.. At least I am able to tell people that yep! I've fucked two lesbians, even if it's a lie!

The lesbian fantasy did not go away after that however. After all, I did get to see, play with and fuck one two women playing with each other (if only for a very brief moment, and for a lot of money!) and it was a wonderful sight even if I say so myself.

And so I turned to phone sex, once more. A woman I have been calling for a number of months (She called herself Karen) had kinda become friendly with me and explained that she was no longer living with a boyfriend but instead had moved in with another woman, at first purely out of financial necessity. But as time went by (at least that's what she told me) the two became more then roommates and soon the other woman started to join in some of the phone sex conversations.

At first, she would only get involved in a flirting way. Like "hey gorgeous! (Me!) You want to fuck my girlfriend, don't you? Which as you can imagine was the quickest way for Mr. Dick to wake up! She would then say good bye to me and pass me on to Karen. Later, Karen would just pick up another phone, and the girlfriend would then listen in to our conversation, during which, more and more of the chat would turn on to what the girlfriend was really doing whilst and we were often treated to some whole hearted heavy breathing from the girlfriend who I could tell (of course!) was having a good time playing with herself.

On one such call, Mr. Dick having learned to pace himself and not come so fast, I suggested that Karen to her girlfriend and to do to her, what I would have done if I was with her. I thought Karen would of course say yes, let's do that and instead describe herself how I would be fucking her girlfriend but instead, a voice on the telephone came up (the girlfriend had never spoken during our previous encounters other then in the beginning of the calls) and said: "Yes Karen, come over here and let Mr. Phone Sex fuck me whilst you play with my tits!"

And so started a phone sex session unlike any other I had had before, and during which those two women proceeded to fuck each other, under my specific instructions, but never really talking to me. They had set their phone in speaker's mode and went at each other like there was no tomorrow but doing exactly what I was telling them to do.

Me: Karen, I want you to put on that strap on your girlfriend uses on you, because today, I want to fuck her!

(I could hear shuffling on the bed, and assumed that Karen was doing exactly that. Putting her strap on on!)

Me. I want to fuck that bitch of yours on all four! Tell her to go on all four in front of you!

Karen: Bend down in front of me Bitch. You are going to be fucked for a change. (There was some sort of vengeance in her voice!)

Me. I want you to reach under her, and grab her tits, whilst you rub yourself against her ass. How are her tits by the way.

Karen. They are so fucking big and beautiful.

Me. Good.. Ask her if you likes to be your bitch.

Karen. Who is the bitch now then? (I am the bitch, I heard the girlfriend say)

Me. That's right, she is our bitch, and how do we fuck our bitches then Karen?

Karen. We fuck them hard and long.

Me. But where do we fuck them?

Karen. In the ass. We fuck them in the ass.

Me. That's right my bitch. I like to fuck my bitches in the ass.

(the two of them were obviously enjoying themselves by now and Mr. Dick had reached a point where one more stroke would be the beginning of the end. I wanted to last until Karen actually started fucking the girlfriend so I stopped stroking.)

Me. Stick one finger in her ass karen.

(The girlfriend was getting quite vocal by now.)

Me. Push it right in.

(More sounds.)

Me. Now with your other hand reach around her waste and start to finger her clit.

Karen. Oh God.. I am going to come soon.

Me. Me too. Now take your finger out of her ass.

(The girlfriend let a slow and deep sound out)

Me. Now fuck her with your cock Karen. How is your cock?

Karen. It's so fucking big and its so fucking good. Here it goes..

.. and to the sound of the two bitches on the other end of the phone obviously having a ball fucking each other, Mr. Dick did its dance and I had one the most memorable orgasms ever..

Mr. Phone Sex